No beer and skittles, no cry.on June 28, 2011 at 6:32 pm
So this lucrative website has meant I am now a rich billionaire! But instead of blowing all my wealth on beer and skittles (which I keep getting told is a dynamite combination), I have instead chosen to reinvest it all back into Wild Horse! I know, I know, I’m a hell of a guy. So allow me to reveal my purchase: A fancy black pen! That’s right, Wild Horse will now look better than ever as he fills your screens with his ludicrous antics. Admittedly, it was a tough decision to make the change, but I figure to get past the superficial editors at “The Advertiser” I will have to kick it up a notch. So get ready for a damn fine looking horse. Damn fine!
In other news, we are now the very first site to show up on google for the search term “wild horse the comic”. Yeaheah!! Take that Dark Horse Comics, Hellboy vol 9: The Wild Hunt. More like mild hunt! Having said that, they still have us beat for the search term “wild horse comic”, but I doubt it will be long before we take our rightful place at the top for that one too.
Finally, I’m on holidays, kinda! The extra time I’ll have means I’ll now be able to write not one, not seven, but TWO comics a week (Tuesdays and Thursdays)! That’s on top of the brilliant guest artists that we keep getting (Sundays)! Talk about spoiled, you guys have it made! My only ethical dilemma is that Wild Horse is making the rest of people’s lives seem bland in comparison. For that I am truly sorry. But as we all know, a Wild Horse’s output is always stuck on 11, so you’ll just have to make do!